A recent essay written at work concerning how democracy in america should change:

     In my aptly attuned mind, the most beneficial endeavor would to abolish the archaic sense of democracy that has for too long oppressed the American people, and establish a new form of government to be ruled with the iron fist of commerce.         

      The first step to begin this grueling process would to overthrowing and conquer the small outlining rural communities that feed the metropolises of America.   In this first step the major tactic would be seek and destroy the simple minded fools and bring them under one common ruler, to be named at a later date.  Once these small tributaries of the massive American democracy river have been diverted into a manageable canal system the next phase would begin.  
   After the weaker communities have been broken a new form of mass transit must be forged to provide proper access to the mega-cities of America.  Through this mass transit system, to be named at a later date, the hordes of mangle bodies can easily be disposed of once the cities are liberated from the stifling heat of democracy.
   The campaign, to be named later, will begin in the western portion of the states, where people are truly fools who will believe that this new democracy will free them from the oppression that that eastern states place on them.  The major advantage beginning in the west other than an easy win, would be a place to hide the mangled bodies mentioned in the previous paragraph.  The diseases that the masses will cause may become a problem so to ensure that the new democracy will begin on a disease free foot will to liberate the cities then send the mangled bodies to the western forests where upon they will be incinerated from the forest fires that will consume most states.  
     In the second phase of the new democracy plan the cities must be dealt with.  Through astute leadership and cunning like no other, the cities will slowly fall in a timely manner.  There will no longer be the food supply from the rural outpost, nor will there be generous gifts from the scorned neighboring countries.  The cities have already laid out a road map to their destruction that will take a few plunges into the hearts of cities to ensure that they will collapse like the dogs they are. 

      Of course there will be problems that will be encountered along the way, but they will be only minor setbacks to the overall plan.  In fact these bumps will only prove just how outdated the current American democracy system is.  There will likely be uprisings from lower ranking officials within the new campaign but as soon as one shows his or her ugly head it will be chopped off with several swift thwacks from a rusty blade.  This will establish precedence for others to follow should there be problems at a later date in the new democracy. 

   After the cities topple in all the hideous splendor and the rural folk have realized that they are now the slaves to the new democracy, the true work will begin.  It is at this time when peace will rain down upon the land like never before.  Everyone will be brothers and sisters in the eyes of new democracy for there will be so very few left after this peace is gained that everyone will in fact be related within a few hundred years.  As you might be able to guess this will lead to a whole new set of problems that will be solved at a later date.    The bloodshed will be great, the loss of life stupendous, and the payoffs imaginable, but these are the steps that must be taken to eradicate the infectious democracy of today.